If you think you know anything about nutrition, you’re wrong.
So forget about it.
If you think you know anything about healthy living or the best kind of cardio to do, you’re wrong.
So forget that too.
What you think you’ve been living has been but a shadow of the person you can become, a mere phantom of the human you could be.
And why have you been settling for such a low standard of living, you may ask?
I don’t know, it’s not my problem why you make bad choices.
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So if not dying and also living the ultimate healthy life both sound good to you, then keep your ear to the ground, friend. Because Nutrient X is here to save your sorry self.