Your week in Cube City may be scheduled on an Outlook calendar that your coworkers can stalk like a tiger stalking prey, but we all know your stomach really runs the show. And that fool ain’t on no Outlook calendar.
It goes something like this:
9:00 am – still full from breakfast, nice.
10:00 am – im getting kinda hungry…i can wait until lunch.
10:46 am – is it lunch yet?
11:00 am – screw it, I’m eating
1:00 pm – why did I eat lunch so early?
2:00 pm – I need a snack! Cookies, chips, everything. ANYTHING.
4:00 pm – what should I eat for dinner tonight? I don’t want to cook anything….
5:30 pm – Shoot, I’m home and still haven’t decided on dinner.
5:31 pm – *drives to Wendy’s* I’ll figure this meal planning thing out another day.