Out of Office: May 8 to June 5

Thank you for email. Life of an Office Worker will be out of the office on PTO starting May 8, returning on the Monday of June 5.  In the mean time, be sure to connect with us on Facebook (@LifeofanOfficeWorker), Instagram (@LifeofanOfficeWorker) and Twitter (@LifeofanOW) for memes and other Office lolz.  Thanks!

New Positions at Work (aka Studies of Which Grass is in Fact Greener)

Starting new positions at work – man they’re great. And man they’re scary. At the same time. It’s like, one day you decide in your head that sitting near Cheryl is going to somehow give you a heart attack before the age of 30 if you have to hear one more blessed story about how her cats … More New Positions at Work (aka Studies of Which Grass is in Fact Greener)

Office Birthdays (The Thing You Have to Pretend to Care About)

  Office birthdays are the one thing that no one really cares about until it’s their birthday. Like, honestly, I don’t care that Carol down the hall is turning another year older. You know why? Cause Carol has been doing the same things year in and year out since she crossed the 30-year mark (excuse me, … More Office Birthdays (The Thing You Have to Pretend to Care About)

Morning Routines

Any office worker worth their salt knows that the morning routine is what sets you up for success (or failure) for the day.  Forget to eat breakfast this morning? Grumpy times at work.  Forget to use the bathroom before you leave for the day? Panic time in traffic.  Your morning routine sets your tone for … More Morning Routines