If you think you know anything about nutrition, you’re wrong. So forget about it. If you think you know anything about healthy living or the best kind of cardio to do, you’re wrong. So forget that too. What you think you’ve been living has been but a shadow of the person you can become, a mere … More Nutrient X: The Secret Ingredient for a Better Life
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7:32 AM (Employee 1): *Gets into car and departs to work* 7:33 – 8:13 AM: [Various songs, starts-and-stop traffic and thoughts about what the day might hold] 8:14 AM (Employee 1): *Pulls into parking lot, parks car* 8:15 AM (Employee 1): *Gets out of car, grabs stuff from back seat, locks car* *Car chirps a … More MMA (Monday Morning Amnesia)
If you’re anything like me, you probably imagined your post-college career going something like this: I Graduate with My Diploma – Me and my friend(s) [plural, if you’re lucky] sit in our graduation robes, toss our hats in the air and receive our degrees. We take lots of pictures for social media, since the affirmation … More Starting a Side Hustle (Is This Real Life?)
Life of an Office Worker celebrates its one-year anniversary, talking about its purpose and how purpose can direct us into an uncertain future. … More Oh My Gosh, It’s Our One Year Anniversary!
Let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time not too long ago, you moved. You don’t know the place you moved, you don’t know what the general populace is like and the moving truck hasn’t shown up yet (aka your pencil holder and phone charger are still at your old desk cause … More New Work Stomping Grounds
Starting new positions at work – man they’re great. And man they’re scary. At the same time. It’s like, one day you decide in your head that sitting near Cheryl is going to somehow give you a heart attack before the age of 30 if you have to hear one more blessed story about how her cats … More New Positions at Work (aka Studies of Which Grass is in Fact Greener)
Office birthdays are the one thing that no one really cares about until it’s their birthday. Like, honestly, I don’t care that Carol down the hall is turning another year older. You know why? Cause Carol has been doing the same things year in and year out since she crossed the 30-year mark (excuse me, … More Office Birthdays (The Thing You Have to Pretend to Care About)
Any office worker worth their salt knows that the morning routine is what sets you up for success (or failure) for the day. Forget to eat breakfast this morning? Grumpy times at work. Forget to use the bathroom before you leave for the day? Panic time in traffic. Your morning routine sets your tone for … More Morning Routines
If you’re all about St. Patty’s Day, rah rah for you. For those of us who don’t celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, all it seems like is a chance for party stores to sell green colored signs and napkins to people wanting to drink enough colored alcohol to turn themselves green from the inside out. #UbersFavoriteHoliday … More St. Patrick’s Day Celebrations